Republicans bring the lumber

I was watching a Daily Show clip where Jon Stewart was making fun of the latest version of the republican contract on America when I noticed that the Repugs had chosen a lumber yard as the setting for their pronouncement.   Behind the assembled party leaders (including the self-proclaimed young guns) were stacks of boards.

I thought, "Republicans Got Wood!"

Which I believe has sexual overtones.  Look it up in the urban dictionary.  Heh heh, I said "dic"tionary.

 Wow, those sex haters are always thinking of ways to frame things in a sexual way, and not usually a very nice sexual way.  You may remember reading in this blog that repugs described our president (the tall black guy) as trying to ram, jam, cram various socialist, communist, fascist policies down their poor innocent throats.

Wow, that reminds of when George Allen said he was going to knock the democrats soft teeth down their whiny throats.  Ya'll remember that?  And he's working on a comeback.  This should be fun.

Just so you'll know, from now until the erection, oops, I mean election, I'm only going to watch Bones reruns, no political shows for me.

That's Bones, not Boners.  Ya'll behave now.