Sunday, December 19, 2010

It's Christmas #2

As you can see in the photos, I've put up the little houses this year, something I haven't done for a while.  I thought I was so clever putting the houses on a little table next to the Christmas tree.  Tippy thought it was for her, to give her a good view of the backyard.  So I added two new houses, thinking she would find it too crowded.  Au contraire.  So I said what the heck and placed a palm tree to give it the aura of Bethlehem.  Tippy and Tux brought the palm tree down from the attic when they were kittens.  They haven't taken it back up yet.  They love little tiny toys. 
Welcome to Christmas Town.  Car pooling is best as parking is limited.  Unless you are a cat.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Dog Bloggin'

hello, my name is Moses.  I live with the empty nest lady.  I notice she hasn't been writing lately, and she left her computer logged on, so I thought I'd write something.

What up y'all?

Tippy, stop it.  Be serious.  Tippy's typing since dogs can't type.  But you knew that.

I thought perhaps my fans would like to know how I'm doing.  I know I have lots of fans out there, because who wouldn't love a big happy brown dog who waggles all over when he sees humans.  Not so much with the humans I live with though.  Oh, I love them.  A lot.  But they can be kind of cranky sometimes.  I've heard that lady muttering when she has to clean up my solid waste products before she can work in the backyard.  And that man ... sometimes he gets so impatient with me cause I need to smell everything when we take a walk.  I mean everything.  I'm very thorough.  My breed is known for that.

So what I'd like for Christmas, or Festivus, or whatever gift-giving holiday you celebrate, is some snacks.  Big bags of snacks.  Jerky snacks are nice.  Biscuits are nice.  Hey, I wonder if anyone makes poop snacks?  You know, dried poop, maybe in clever shapes like kittens or squirrels or bunnies.  Foxes, possums. 

xxskl zak zak   ,,u;;;;;pppp

Tippy, stop it.  What?  Speak up.  Oh, really?

Tippy says humans don't like to think about what dogs eat.  Sorry.  I lost my head.

I guess the jerky snacks will be fine.


 love, and happy holidays,

Moses