Torn Curtains

Do you remember that movie?  Julie Andrews and Paul Newman were in it.  I don't think there were any cats in it.

Remember my nice new curtains that I put up to keep the cold air out?

Certain members of our household are having issues with the curtains:

Tux says he don't know nothing about no stinking curtains

 Tippy says she's going to run away from home if I don't stop yelling at her about the stupid curtains.

And this is why we can't have nice things at the Empty Nest.