I Speak for Thousands of Women

hello, I am the self-appointed representative of the  thousands of women never propositioned by Herman Cain.

Herman Cain has never looked at me (or thousands of other women) and thought:

--"Man, I'd like to hit on that."

--"Umm ummm, I'd like some of that hot granny action."

--"hoo boy, she's out of my league."

--"Too bad Herman Cain is with his wife.  He'd like to get to know that honey a little better."

--"I wonder if she'd like to work under me at the NRA.  Wink wink nudge nudge."

--"hey sugar, Herman Cain's got a stimulus package for you."

--"Baby, I'd like to look under the hood of your democrat machine sometime.  Call me."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, should be the end of this sordid affair.  Leave Herman Cain alooooooone.